I say.............FINALLY SQUIDWARD AND SPNGEBOB GETS TOGETHER!!!! TIME 2 CELEBRATE!!! I say get Spongey and Squiggy are my best of my friends!!!!!

Who lives in the pineapple under the sea??? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! Who lives in the statue under the sea??? SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!

About ME: Hi i'm squidward tentacles, i love frying hams, blowing my favourite clarinet like elephant blowing its nose and strangle spongebob squarepants (Michael) Gary (Jin Fei) likes to lick me , Merfish (ERFI)likes to drop by and visit me......Zhifish (ZHIYUN) sometimes steal my clarinet and i will always catch her, I AM NOT SENILE YET U NOE!! Talking toilet bowl (eunice) sometimes invite me to the Roasted Duck (Joelle). And at the office, i will have the kind Narzhifish to help me, she's my secretsry!! In the evening, i will then go to the square to feed some Shers-eel (shereen). if i find any stray chuanfish (Lingchuan), i will adopt them.


TAGGY:

Poll!!!

What do you think of your teachers??
	They are my God!!! I worshipped homeworks!!!!
	WOW!!!!! They are like the closest of my friends!!
	They are EVER SOOOOOOOOOO FUN!!!!!!
	They are cool and they rocks.
	Very nice. A group of very understanding people.
	Above average. At least they allow us to go to the Computer Lab.
	Average. Like normal teachers do.
	Slightly below average. Quite boring sometimes, but most of the times they are OK
	Boring. So Bored!!!
	IRRITATING!!! They scream and shout like monkeys!!!!
	GIVE US SO MUCH HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!! UGG.
	THEY ASKS US FOR HOMEWORK LIKE COMPUTER VIRUS!!!
	unreasonable. THEY HAVE NO JUSTICE!!!!! unfair!!!
	I WANNA ESCAPE FROM HER CLASS!!!
	MY TEACHER'S MAKING ME FELLING AS THOUGHT I AM DYING!!!
	I HATE MY TEACHERS THEY SUX LIKE A BUNCH OF OLD FOOLS!!
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Which of the following would you like to throw at your worst enemies??? (multiple answers accepted)
	Dung
	Vommitings
	A Hippopotamus (sorry sam, for the insult)
	A Wagonload of dirts
	A barrel of dog pee and poo
	Slimy muscus/bogie/snot
	Thousands of knifes
	A whole library of books
	Apple/blueberry/lemon(recommended becase of its sourness) jam (10000000000 gallon)
	Billions of Curse-your-luck-forever cards with cursings inside
	An explosions of curses and swearing words
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What do you think Squidward Tentacles is like? (answer it honestly!!)
	I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!!!
	He's COOL!!!!!
	Good. He's really really funny.
	Okay. Quite humourous.
	Acceptable. Not that bad.
	A little bit boring. He can't possibly be wearing that shirt every day!!!
	He is a nerd. All day long, paint, paint, paint.
	What a jerk!!!!! He bullys Patrick. He's evil!!!
	I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!! HE SUCKS LIKE SHIT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Can I strangle him him in front of you????? You know i wish he had died!!! Curse that old fool!!!
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Which of the following nicknames (of others, of course) do you like the best???
	Shereen as 'Sherilana'
	Shereen as 'Braincell'
	Linchuan as 'Lian Cha' (cool tea)
	Linchuan as Mister Most Disorganised Universe (MMDU)
	Tan Zhi Yun as Pimple Pig
	Hu Fang Fang as 'Fat Hippopotamus'
	Eunice as 'Talking Toilet'
	Teck Chye as 'WEEEEE!!!!!!! Teck Chye'
	Teck Chye as Old Toilet Cleaner
	Jieshun as 'Jiashan'
	Mr. Timothy Tan as 'Rayner Resemblence'
	Leonard Lim (from 5H) as 'Qi Hang Resemblence'
	The grumpy malay uncle at the malay rice stall as 'Erfi Resemblence'
	The prefect wearing the yellow PE t-shirt as 'The Boy'
	Tan Zhi Yun as 'Chi Yu (Eat fish)
	Jin Fei as Hairy Potter
	Qi Hang as Qiken
	Qi Hang as Supid Squidhead
	Linchuan as 'Listening Comprehension'
	Linchuan as 'The FAMOUS Guy'
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[***Ian***]
[***Jazimah***]
[***Shafiqa***]
[***Teck Chye***]
[***Fatbaby***]
[Funny guy Motatophtion!!!]
[***Jieshun***]
[***The-One-Who-Hates-Me-A-LOT!!!***]
[***COPYCAT GUY!!!!! XP***] [Shereen!!!!]


[AHA!!! U GUYS fall for my trick that's not Shereen's link. It's hidden somewhere near.....XP !!!]


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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

WOW!!! yesterday i went 2 wild wild wet!!! so fun!!!!! i just loved it!!!!!!! the ular-lah is the best!!!!! today, zhiyun refused to let me in her house so i hid her shoes under her dustbin!!! bye!!!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Today's Teacher's day!!!!!! i am really grateful 2 all teachers who had put in efforts in me (ms yeo, mrs maalini, mr chang, ms chea, mdm lim (although i hated her), mrs wee, mdm farah and many other...) !!! i'm really grateful and wish you all a very exciting and memorable teacher's day!!!!! anyway wish stupid ms aisha no happy teacher's day!!! ms aisha , curse you u old fool!!! u stupid teacher!!!!! everybody, get set, throw rotten bananas at her!!!!!!! ok...hem, hem, back to my post.....i sent a mushy but very TOUCHING song to ms yeo as a teacher's day present, written by myself!!!


Teacher's Ride (in an opinion of a teacher)

It seems like it was long ago,
when my lifestyle was normal
but i do not regret being a teacher,
it has its goodies too.

It was a freezing frigid January night,
when Postman knocks my door.
I opened it with extreme care,
I knew the time has come, or......

The letter has finally arrived,
my heart sank, i made some grumpy noise;
the nature calls me to be a teacher,
do you think i have any choice???

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my, Let's go on a Teacher's ride!
Had a class and feel qualified
Be occupied,with work and work,
but think it through,
you'll feel that it's worth it,
as long as it will bear fruit!!!!

On my way to the school,
whose principal had employed me,
through and through,
I grumbled and complained and refused to move.

In the snow,
i think it through,
why am i out of my mind,
to go for that interview???

I trudged grudgingly and
made a lot of noise.
Neighbours poked out of the windows, shot me dirty looks
and I stopped grumbling, very wise.

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my,Let's go on a Teacher's Ride!
Had a class and feel qualified
Be occupied,with work and work,
but think it through,
it's worth it,
as long as it will bear fruit!!!!

I stepped into the empty,dusty classroom,
and the first thing, i smiled,
and everybody smiled back,
even the boy at the back of the class, the one with a broom.

Their smile were so innocent,
their faces were so naive.
Their minds were so pure,
their expression was so impressive!

Looking at their expectant little angel faces,
i started to flinch in guilt;
why am i so grumpy to be a teacher, it could be fun!
I looked at my heels.

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my,let's go on a Teacher's Ride!
Had a class and feel qualified
be occupied,with work and work,
but think it through,
it's worth it,as long as it bear fruit!!!

I began to mix around with adorable little children,
and started to like them a lot.
They were obedient, pleasant and diligent,
and do all my work!!!

We did Mathematics, English and Science,
and clean the whole room up.
To my surprise, one of the children
came up to me and give me a long and tight hug.

WOW!!! The first time someone hug me.
I was so excited and happy!!!
I was on cloud nine
and even started distributing sweets!!!!

(chorus)
Oh my, Oh my,Let's go on a Teachers Ride!
Had a class and feel qualified
Be occupied with work and work,
but think it through,
it's worth it,
as long as it will bear fruit!!!!!

And on teacher's day,
a special day,
to my EXTREME ASTONISHMENT, the class
actually went up the stage to recite a poem about how much they loved me!!!

I was shocked !!!
However, so touched and moved.
Tears welled up in my watery eyes,
and started to howl in tears.

The poem was so touchingly written!!! i cried like nothing on earth,
My colleagues shed tears too...........
but smile appeared in my tears...
MY CHILDREN HAD FINALLY LEARNT-------LOVE AND CARE.

(chorus)
Oh my, Oh my,Let's go on a Teachers Ride!
Had a class and feel qualified
Be occupied with work and work,
but think it through,
it's worth it,
as long as it will bear fruit!!!!!

I really really loved my pupils
,no matter what they do,
what they say,
they are mine, for ever and after....

all teachers do the same thing,
and my children loved me too........
and today's' teacher's day.....
and I finally realised something:

I WILL NEVER LEAVE MY CHILDREN,JUST AS THEY SAID IN THEIR POEM THAT THEY WILL NOT LEAVE ME:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
You are always our teacher,
and we're always your beloved children,
no matter what,
We'll always be at your side,
WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

That dumb yingho copied my blog format!!! i hate him!!! ccan i strangle gim??? that idiotic copycat copied my poll u noe~~~~ this is privacy i can sue u u noe!!! HATE U!!!

Saturday, August 27, 2005

AHA!!! i think i lost my neopets account password i'm so sad!!!!!!!!! help and i'm 2 lazy 2 type anyway ther's nothing 2 write about!!! yesterday at fangda's house was so fun!!! we wrecked his house by playing pillow fight, and hide-and-seek!!! anyway, yangyang was so dumb to be such a brat when he's playing the computer, and he even snatched 4 a candle!!! he's so spoilt!!!

Friday, August 26, 2005

Howdy!!! Everyone, today's i'm gonna fangda's house ans celebrate his 11th birthday!!!! he's my good friend, so heredy, i wish him a real happy birthday!!! best wishes!!!! FANGDA HERE'S A GOODWILL song 4 u~~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
MY BEST FRIEND IS YOU
WISH YOU A MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY.
WISH YOU, MY FRIEND A WONDERFUL YEAR ANEW!!!

how touching!!!!!!! and anyway, shereen shouldn't call mrs. varughese all those hurtful names. can u accept it if i call u all these names!~!! she's a teacher. no matter how oversized she is, u shoudn't call her that!!!! respect her, even if u don't like her!!! and ms yeo!!! she's such a wonderful maths teacher and she taught u SO MANY ne knowledge for the past 3 years!!! u can't deny this!!! at least, u should be showing gratitude towards her. not make funof her, gave her hurtful names, call her yeo ss, that's very rude. i can see she felt hurt. is this the treatment she get after teaching you, putting efforts into you 4 the past few years??? CERTAINLY NOT!!!!! we should treat her with gratitude and respect and LOVE~!!!

Thursday, August 25, 2005

oh dear i think my computer's recovered so i still can post~!~!!! no TIMW jajaja!!! today we had some really dumb dental talk which is very suitable for linchuan since his teeth is like shit!!!!! so bye 4 now!!! (2 lazy 2 type)

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

that stupid old fool, that damn ms aisha is so UNREASONABLE, STUPIS, DUMB, PERVERTIC, BORING AND STRICT!!!!! SHE MAKE US DO SO MUCH DUMB EXCERSISE AIYOH, TOUCHWOOD, WE NEARLY DIED. AND WALKING BACKWARDS IS SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!AND JUST FOR A LITTLE FIDGETING AND A LITTLE TALKING SHE SCOLD LIKE HELL !!!!! CURSE THAT OLD FOOL!!! ABD SHE ALSO MAKE US PLAY CATCHING BY GOING UNDER UR DRIENDS' LEGS!!!! SO DUMB AND WHAT A PERVERT!!!!!!!!! AND SHE'S NOT LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!! WISH HER GET FIRED AND FRIED SOON!!!!! WE'RE PEACED OUT!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Just as i had prediceted.......shers finally get used 2 linchuan and even started learning Spanish from him. They talk together, get a same mistake and stood up at the same time. t think shereen might even be friends with linchuan oneday!!! i told her that problems can be overcame by friendship and nothing could break the bond between friends. i told her 2 b tolerant and one day she'll get used 2 it!!! good 4 u then, she3reen. wish u enjoy sitting with linchuan. only with attitudes like hers the class will stay united.

message from the m0nitor.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

I think it's the time for me 2 anounce my DIGNITY RIGHT!!!! I claim i'm human, and a BOY and not a sissy. For the ever last time i'm na a shisse!! I felt that my human rights had been punctured right in the middle by the mr. hate-qihang-a-lot!!! can u help iy??? i can't!! u see, it's something natural!!!!! that does not meansthat i suffers infertility!!!! my dignity!!! i can't just bear the grudges and rumours and all those foul things about me. okay, I JUST HAD ENOUF!!!
My patience is limited. i would NOT certainly tolerate all those RUBBISH mr. liufangxu said about me on his blog. yeah, i admit it's my fault that i actually did joke about linchuan, juatn A LITTLE. i didn't go overboard i wasn't 2 much. i'd always been very caring and also those goodies-goodies even when i hated linchuan. i tried 2 b nice. it's not that i didn't.
recently, on his blog, he saqid that i'm BAD and all those bad stuffs about me. do u think it's true? he does not know me. i'm trying 2 nice and try 2 mix around. and i wouldn't have scolded linchuan if he doesn't irritate me. i always have my reasons 4 doing things. will fangxu like it if i call him.....something REALLY REALLY BAD?????

Saturday, August 13, 2005

it seems that all those dum impersonation has stopped (may god bless our holy soul) !!! that was some really good news!!! now i am very certain that the imposters for everyone is one person---because when i warned that i will tell ms yeo the imposter immediately stopped!!! and another thing is that the imposter is definetly from our class thst's certain. and if that impersonation starts again i will certainly NOT HESITATE TO MAIL EVIDENCES TO DOLPHIN!!! (that's ms yeo's email@!!) this is very serious. After many attacks on more thatn 8 of our classmates, plus a school cleaner (chiam ah moy) i suppose the suspect is a boy. pretty sure u see. the way he do crime if not light-hearted and the way he talks is not like a girl!!! and also, if there's any moreimposter attacks, this blog will provide vital info to fend against them. anyway, the phobia competion is gonna end at next friday!!! be fast then!!!

Friday, August 12, 2005

IMPOSTER ALERT (DETERIORATED)
THE SECOND DAY WASN'T ANY BETTER. THREE MORE DOWN. TANG MENG, NAZ AND IAN!!! HOWEVER THE PERSON ( I FLINCH HORRIBLY AT THE MOMENT I WANTED TO CALL HIM SOMETHING) WHO IMPERSONATES ME I8S OUT !!!!! LIU FANG XU!!!!!!!! HE PROMISED TO STOP WHEN I MADE A FAIR DEAL. NOW HE'S HAPPY-GO-LUCKY!! AND ALSO I LOVE HIS BLOG!!! RELIABLE INFO FROM JIESHUN. THE IMPOSTER IS THE SAME PERSON (FOR EVERYBODY), FROM 5C, LOVES TO PLAY COMPUTER, VERY CARELESS, A PERVERT (SINCE HE SAID THAT I HAVE NICE ARMPITS AND SEXY BUTTS, WHAT A FLATTER, AS IF!!!!!!), AND IS ,MOST PROBALY A BOY!!! BUT THAT DOES NOT MEANS THAT WE'LL NOT MISS OUT THE GIRLS DURING THE INVESTIGATION. IF ANYMORE OF THE IMPESONATING STUFF APPEARS AGAIN, THIS MATTER SHALL BE HANDED OVER TO MS YEO!!!!!
Every theree-day vocabulary ----
Small beer: a trivial matter
Sentence: He believed that cooking a gourmet dish is easy but i beg to differ (disagree).

PS: anyway, shereen's blog changed its address again, and i'm certainly not telling. but the link to her blog is hidden somewhere on this post. happy finding!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

IMPOSTER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody, i know u are all imposted, me too pleas estay calm. sop far i know that me, zhiyun, jieshun,jazimah, shereen ,motatophtion, linchuan and shafiqa are imposted!!! the imposter(s) is/are vicious as they talk rots in others tagboard. blog owners!!! stay alert. the aim of the imposter is to stir disturbance among friends. please do not trust whatever those names in black and not hyperlinked said, unless they have very strong prove to show that they are that particular person. ppl, please always include ur emails on the taggieboard when u r posting!!! this can prove ur identity!!!!! this blog will update everyone on the latest imposter attacks!!!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Howdy!!! everyone BONJOURS!!!!!!! i'm happy yoday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because i have MCDONALDS for lunch. i know it's noting but i BREAK my best EATING RECORD EVER!!!!!!!! i ate a mcspicy double burger, a packet of medium fries, fish nugget, mcnugget (9pcs) and a fish o'elle something burger!~!~~ and a pepsi large!!!! i think my stomach can take more than what shereen's can!!! I"M EVILLY GLUTTONOUS!!!!!!! and ms aisha had been warning me to keep my fats down, which i delightfully ignored *wink*

and from tomorrow onwards, i'll be posting homework for the day (and if i'm free)!! ok!!!!! so maybe u all won't be complaining About my blog being lame!!!! I'M now doing somethuing that is really useful man!!! so no grumbles!!! and also, i'm changing my fonts to b bigger so that u all can see better!!!!!

and please please please participate in my PHOBIA game!!! i'll be sending it to jieshun's blog for him 2 post it there because his blog is bigger ( and mine is smaller and most of the space is being taken up by the big picture of toilet paper) !!! be sure to play!!

Every Three-day Vocabulary
Every man jack: everybody
Sentence: Every man jack ran, screaming, when the tsunami wave came.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Oh///oh///shereen had once again, broken my brittle little heart.......i Don't love her ...but can't i even b her friend??????? what's wrong with me???why can't she b ice 2 mi!!! I"VE DONE TONS OF GOOD THINGS FLOR HER!!!! JUST WANNA B 'ER FREN!!!!!!!what's wrong???!!!it's reAlly sad ya knoe!!! and i can't believe the only person who visit my blog this days are jieshun (flowers to u man) and jazimah (not reliable) i'm just creating some humor!!!!!!!an d it's not lame!!!!! it's original!!! u kan't find any feak on the street who has the same original and creative idea of a blog like MEEEEE!!!

i hate'u shers o_O

Every three-day Vocabulary : hold out a carrot

sentence: Mrs. Ng held out a carrot to her son, saying that if he completed his homework he will get to play the computer

New Section!!!!!!!!!
ALL EYES ON MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (shut the heck up zhiyun!!!)

Question Theater *ta-dah!!!

everyone has ultimate fears. Everybody is different!!!!!!!!!! so i've a few phobias (fears) here and u gonna tell me the meaning!!!come'on guys!!!!! tell me the answer through my email, transparaberry_lab@yahoo.com.sg, or my gmail, tentacles.squidward@gmail.com !!!! REWARD: boost ur brains. IT'S FOR UR OWN GUD!!!!

Anyway, the phobias are
Zoophobia
Apiphobia
Rhabdophobia
Hematophobia
Pediophobia
Chromatophobia
Necrophobia
Acrophobia
Kakorraphiaphobia
Xenophobia
Entomophobis
Gamophobia
Algophobia
Didaskaleinophobia
Arachnophobia
Bacteriophobia
Eremophobia
Amychophobia
Bibliophobia
Psychrophobia
Achluophobia
Cynophobia
Claustrophobia
Pyrophobia
Phasmophobia
Photophobia
Musophobia
Hypegiaphobia
Ophodiophobia
Hydrophodia
Happy cracking ur heads!!

Saturday, August 06, 2005

So guys...so far so good (except for shereen)!! i'm pretty happy today...but it was damn Boring man so stupid!!!!!! and shereen was being humorous at what we mean by an 'educational site', very humorous indeed. yes, indeed i was about to turn my site into a place whewre u can both laugh ur head off and learn something. examination is coming near and certainly and u may things on my blog useful(HINT: THAT MEANS THAT ANOTHER EDUCATONAL SECTION IS COMING UP) soon, u will be able to send me mails through both my yahoo and gmail email address to ask me sums that u may not no!!! i will try my best to 'elp u and it can never be guranteed. => anyway, i thought that my picture is really cool!!!

Well, i just meant friendly to compose a song about my idol for u!!! for animated version please listen to me sing personally at school!!!

Friday, August 05, 2005

anyway, tnx jieshun for providing the wonderful photo for my r=profile!!!! tnx soo muchhh

shers is so sdorable today she is so adorable......okay anyway i gave her an earful on how she treated chuanchuan...i told her to tolerate him and she will get used to his bicycle-sized glasses....but she refused to listen so dumb@@@@@ haha serve her right if ms yeo finds out abou this ......well and anyway, i've been lookuing for ms chea for three days and still couldn't find her. grrrr... so frustrating ]
and also, i would like to register my great astonishment on what ms yeo did today. she was talking wildly infront of the class, waving her hand enthusiastically when she talks, ".......so class i don't want anyone to do this on monday. u will not be sitting in the boy-girl row, but with ur own friends. but don't do this: when u sit down u put ur bag beside u and said to the person sittin behind, "oi, don't sit besides me huh, i'm saving this precious sit for Mr./Ms./Mrs./Old Auntie XXX. if u dare to sit her.....ggggrrrrrrr."
she (ms. yeo) was so adorable!!! she was so cute. that growling of urs (ms yeo, of course) IS EVER EVER So childish (in a good way) and adorable.....i really love that!!

Every Three-day Vocabulary:
the grass is always greener on the other side (of the fence)

meaning: one is not contented with what one has and desired for more; greedy

sentence: Mrs. I've-Got-Dung-Under-My-Nose-And-I'm-Shereen always believed that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, and is always uncontented with where she lives.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

OH...dear, three things 2 take note today.
1) that ms aisha (most probaly mispelt)!!! She is our irritating new pe teacher and now the whole class is complaining and whining and scolding her because she is SO SO SO unreasonable!! She always li,ke to talk about the stupid army thingy during lessons as though we are in there now. so frustrating. she also don't let us laugh or move about in class she is treating us like PRISONER-OF-WARS one day we'll show 'er who's boss and go on a strike to sack her!!! that arrogant teacher!!

2) i was os frustrated that julie (stupid) crush me with the visualiser cabinet at the classroom sink. she always like to play prank on mre, beat me!!!!!! i wanna tella ms 'eo!!
but teck chye always irritates me by threatening me that I HAD ACTUALLY done something wrong. nonsense, old toilet cleaner!!

3) o shit my holy cow. the IPW (I Pee, WEEEEEE!!!!) grouping arrangement had been finalised damn. i sit with joelle...she's not that bad. jazimah too. rui xuan abit irritating. teck chye, forget it. he's aggresive, dumb and voil;ent. what an old toilet cleaner!!!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

OMG!!!!!! I don't believe it i ACTually PASS my retest!!!!! Tentacles victorious!!! i love my feet!!!!! I PSS MY STANDING BROAD JUMP!!!!!!! That causes for some euphoric celebration. shereen passed 2 good one!!
Anyway, i was no longe angry with fangxu. and yuanjing mysteriously disappear without a trace at the retest how strange!!
and mdm zuharidah something the michael's malay teacher is so nice..... she helped me to pass my SBJ, hooray &three loud claps 4 her!!!
Anyway, Shereen's blog has been changed to www.joe-hahn.blogspot.com. Just not to let ms yeo, so rude!!! anyway, (pardon me ms yeo) i felt that it is really really VERY VERY VERY insulting for shereen to call Ms chea 'stupid chicken' and Mrs Varughese as 'stumping elephant' i felt that it is really very hurtful to call teachers names. sheree, u were being ungrateful. ms yeo is the one who taught u for the past few years and u r so ungrateful 2 her by calling her really foul names. How can ur conscience allows u 2 du that??!!


Anyway, Shereen has termi9nated her love with leonard, so this dumb section of love-ranking ends here!!


Every Three-day Vocabulary: chic
Meaning: very fashionable, stylish
Sentence: I like your chic hat; its decorations are stylish and the feather at the back looks wonderful!!

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Sunday, another loony day. 12.45 pm, spongebob squarepants i love himn!! He's on Kids Central at 12.45pm. Stupid git Fareez is, he asked me why i acccepted his gmail invitation. Well, anyway, hope u r having fun (at a theme park, on ur computer, or counting the number of specks of shits u carelessly remained behind after the daily excersise of removement of bowel in the morning:) i'm so frustrated because i've nothing better to do but to talk craps and criticise how lame and sicko and plain and gloomy and horrible and ugly jieshun's blog is. At least mine's much better!!!! (All thx to sweet zhizhi!!). His blog layout, excuse me for a moment because i'm beginning to puke at the sight of his blog. (some real disgusting sick landed on this post) anyway, his blog layout sucks, even sucks more than teck chye's. Man,it SUCKS!! Each post is so short, i hate to talk about that, MAN!! sorry jieshun if u feel hurt about what i say but i had to criticise at ur blog. so ugly, zhiyun really had a point here. i don't see why she is wrong. it's real ugly. jieshun, c'mon get someone professional to do a good blog skin 4 u!!! I just can't stand ur gloomy and dumb background. when it come to a blog-skin professional, zhiyun is the BEST!!!!!

Shereen's Mood Towards Leonard, Rank Minus Three, Nonchalant

Every Three-day Vocabulary: pig-headed
Meaning: Stubborn, silly, obstinate
Sentence: Oh, Shereen, stop being such a pig-headed person to love Leonard who does not even repond to you!!

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Another lousxy and rainy day.....how i wish i could talk to Shers.... but it's just that i forgot her telephone number!! And Zhi, please hurry up putting the tagboard up man!!! i'm been waiting crazy for my sweetheart tagboard being put up...and by Sunday laddie!! or else i'll make sure i'll murder u!!
Nothing else to say *yawn* bye for now.

Shereen's mood towards Leonard: In A Mind Of Two

Friday, July 29, 2005

yea!! 2dae,all the barbarians (librarians) are having a grand featst...we get to eat chivken drumstcks (very fleshy) mee goreng, and tasty kuehs!! fried rice and watermelon (in packets) i was the last one to leave the table. so gluttonous!!! shereen, u miss all the food!!! they were heavenly!! and wang yu fei was so greedy that she, too, although not a librarian, grab some food start gnawing them like a hungry pig!!

other than this, nothing sad nor happy overcame me today. it was all normal and my mood's all right!! since nothing else to say, so sign off !!!

Shereen's mood towards Leonard: Rank Minus 3, Nonchalant

anyway, an annoying ps: sorry in the previous post i yet agin made a silly mistake when i typed in my blog address...it's not in capital letter, it's http://qiqiqiqi.blogspot.com, in small letter. Also, my new gmail address, is not in capital letter too, my blockhead, it's tentacles.squidward@gmail.com !!

The NEW section: Every Three-day Vocabulary!!!
Infuriating

Meaning: Adj; Decribe something that agitate, frustrate, annoy, or anger you.
Sentence: Jane was fumed when the infuriating boy made fun of her name.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Damn.....another hot day. we had our PFT 1.6km run today...i'm feeling so euphoric because i passed by quite a wonderful score (for me)!!!!!!!!!!! i started talking French the moment i knew i passed i'm not asking for too much, just a passing score will content me. Another thing, todae, shereen miraculously passed too!!!!! i don't believe it i'm ever so proud of her. she had once again proven some of the critics in our class wrong, she passed~~~~ excellent of you, shers!! anyway, today i'm damn tired so i would not be posting much!!! (Anyway, for ur info, the no.1 in our class is, JIN SUN!!!!!!! no. 2, EUGENE!!!. no. 3, JIN FEI!! (NICKNAMED FEI-QI, MEANING FAT CHICKEN). no.4, JACKY (PROUD OF YOU!!! GOOD ONE MY FRIEND!!), no. 5 (NARZHIFAH !!!!!!!!!!!! WONDEFUL, FANTASTIC, FABULOUS, EXCEEING MY EXPECTATION OF U@@@@@@@@) AND no. 6, ZHANG LINCHUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I DON'T BELIEVE IT.......LOSING TO A GIRL AIYOH SO SHAMEFUL!!!!!) so here ends my report of the top-6 runner in our class!!! anyway, i'm no.47....i could put a pig to shame. (*grin*)

Anyway, since Shereen had learnt that Leonasrd dosen't love her, she become quite moody, so today's rank, Minus 2, More Than Just Ignoring Each Other

(We will see if we shall continue this ranking because shereen is changing her focus of love now. So fiddle!!)

ps: anyway, from tomorrow onwards, there will be a column for a new section 'Every Three-Days' Vocabulary' there i will be posting a word/idiom/phrase with its meaning and sentence every 3 days. Happy learning!!! (cheers)

another annoying ps: and ALSO, MY NEW BLOG ADDRESS IS NOT WWW.QIQIQIQI.BLOGGER.COM, IT'S HTTP://QIQIQIQI.BLOGSPOT.COM !!! OKAY, GET IT??? AND ALSO, MY NEW GMAIL (INVITATION FROM FAREEZ) IS WWW.TENTACLES.SQUIDWARD@GMAIL.COM !!! SO, sIGN OfF!!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

yes, once again, shereen broke my heart by ignoring me for everything!!! preposterous, ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know that i don't love her but can't we even be friens??? I'm not asking for a lot u noe!! any way...it was really sad!! And lingchuan acted dumb today by doing some stupid I've-Got-Dung-Under-My-Nose expression that made my stomach turns!! i simply irritate him by saying "KISS ME" (JUST TO TRICK HIM INTO PUTTING UP THE STUPID EXPRESSION<>

shereen's mood towards leonard-----------Rank 6, Slightly Charmed (I knew that when she ignore me!! *hint* that means that she had been thinking aboyut leonard!!!)

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Hereby, I must declare again, in case some of the dumbo (I'm referring to that particular slimeball who has a initial of z in her name) skimmed through my blog and was blind enough not to notice it, that I DO NOT LOVE SHEREEN, IT WAS COMPLETELY A JOKE, AS WELL AS A BLACKMAIL!!!!! IT WAS SAID JUST TO BOTH ENTERTAIN AND TERRORISE HER SO THAT SHE CAN STOP IRRITATING ME WITH HER STUPID LEONARD THINGY!!!!! BUT FRANKLY, AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING SO I HELP HER TO GET LEONARD, AND ALSO, TO BE IN HER IPW GROUP!!! OKAY, STOP GETTING THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT US (ME &SHEREEN) NEITHER UNINTENTIONALLY OR DELIBRATELY (jUST LIKE SOMEONE)...

after the grand announcement, i shall say that today is indeed a very busy day for me....... well, what exactly i'm busy for i cannot tell u, because, someone here likes to poke her nose into other people's business and gossip like those old auntie at the market. it seems that puberty (that includes the process of growing pimples )can indeed change the character of that particular someone (cheers, that someone....u know who i am referring to right??) anyway.....tomorrow is school again, so i have to sign off and do my work now!! *wink*

Shereen's mood towards Leonard: Rank 6 ---Can't-Stop-Admiring-Him

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Hey, stupid....this post is specially made for my idiot zhifish........or tan kheng hua (cheers!!) :) since you left such a sceptical , non-sensical comment, i'm gonna call u that forever. again, cheers for that news :) i'm now at fangxu's house to celebrate the death anniversary of yours (zhiyun, of course, lah, or else who????) You stupid butt, (butt of a cigarette) you dumb butt i HATE U FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zhiyun, or tan kheng hua, wish pine tree (songyuan) love you forever.............no more other things, so sign off!!

From dear, Squidward Tentacles, the one who's been turning muderous all day long and was determined to wipe your abnormally big slimeball jerk butt out!!!

Back to today's news.........fangxu is good to me!!!!

Shereen's mood towards Leonard today.....Rank three-----Average

Friday, July 22, 2005

Sorry guys, long time no post!!! :) Hope you are well!!! Anyway, i have some explanations to do. First, Read my profile....it's really funny. anyway, sorry if u feel agitated if i call u fish names, especially erfi, because i the real squidward tentacles live underwater, so his friendswill have to be fishes, or else it will be very wierd!! Second, the clarinet i refer to is my 'Stinky Oil'. Yes, Zhifish, u r right this time.

Any way, i don't LOVE shereen. I just find her fats on the cheek adorable. I LIKE her.......as a Friend. Don't get it wrong. i said i love her just to irritate, stop and scare her. and zhiyun.....if you are reading this, now......PLZ HELP ME TO POST ON SHEREEN'S BLOG AND ASK HER TO ADD MY NAME BACK AT THE 'LINK' COLUMN.... Tnx

shereen, forgive me WILL YOU?????
*battering my eyelashes in a pathetic manner, fake tears swelled up my bulging eyes*

a picture of zhiyun

ALARM!!!!!!!!
Shereen's mood to Leonard: UP TO RANK 8--------Alarming
(due to the part of the OCP when Leonard bravely confronts Lame-Haircut (Yingkiat))

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Nothing-but-PFT
I hate it so muchhhhhhh!!
It's not fair why r there PFT, there should be the Slowest Runner's Association founded!!!!
I rather do s yeo's ten maths assesement than to take that sucko PFT!!!

RANK: 4, Slightly Above Average

chivken going through operation to remove her dumb bvrains??? no vay!! sorry eating buns so ignore my "v" sound :) Half blood prince came out.....at first i am interested but then he began to ge squishy!!!! lingchuan is so dumb and drag ME into his dumb explanation of the book, as though he is mr. know-it-all and i look dumb?????!!!!! SOOOOOO irritating!!!from today onwards, i will be giving a detailed ranking about shereen's mood aboutr lonard....whatever i don't know how to spell...

TODAY: RANK 3, Average


specially updated and editted to shut zhiyun's stupid sucko GOSSIPPING mouth up!!!

Saturday, July 16, 2005

MY SECOND (NON_LAME) BLOG IS OPENED!!!!! TRIUMPHANT MUSIC!!!